Monday, April 2, 2012

Psychic Energy and Advice on Nickelback


How to see the future: without the Delorean.


Do you have a question about what the future holds? Are you looking for answers in all the wrong places? I have the perfect cure for you.

I call it the magic iPod! (Otherwise known as the shuffle setting)

It’s quite simple. You just open your iPhone, iPod, or however you choose to listen to music. Ask a simple question:

How is my day going to be today?
Should I quit my job?
Am I going to get a chance to talk to him?

Then, you navigate to the song tab and simply hit shuffle.

The answer is revealed.

But don’t forget to delete your old Jessica Simpson and/or Nickelback albums before you try it………..
No one should take advice from Nickelback.