I really hope you enjoy doing the dishes, because I for one
can’t stand them. I vow to do all the other chores in the house if you promise
that I never have to touch a dirty dish.
But don't let them pile up too high...Unacceptable. You must also wash them to my standards, as I have a mother and a grandmother with OCD.
I hope you still love me after all this........Wherever you are.
Oh, and I also need you to promise to make sure your toilet aim is on point in the morning.
